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December 2009
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WatchWatch
In case if you were wondering what a BIG/Miley Cyrus mashup would sound like.
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November 2009
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October 2009
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August 2009
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oobject - Top 15 modernist gas stations →
I kind of like these.
Aug 21st
my liver is going to hurt tomorrow.
Aug 20th
the hazards of man-dom.
M: Oh god
M: I just sneezed while peeing upright
M: Oh god.
Aug 18th
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yeah...
a friend of mine just invited me up to spend a weekend with him in nyc, on him. …does this mean i have to put out?
Aug 8th
Once Bitten
dearoldlove: You said you didn’t share my love of Shark Week because of a generational difference. Now I realize you weren’t too old, just no fun.
Aug 4th
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Aug 3rd
July 2009
11 posts
it's funny...
My high school friends have been a better source of connections (for jobs) than my “elite,” “upper-echelon” university has. I should have went to state school.
Jul 26th
Ew.
angelaloveschocolate: Fuck people that feel the need to post their MCAT score (or GRE/LSAT/GPA whatever) as their facebook status. A) You are a douchebag. B) You could have done better. I wouldn’t brag about being slightly better than mediocre. Note: (B) doesn’t apply if you got a 4.0 GPA—in which case, just refer to (A). HOW YOU LIKE MY 2.78 BEEYOTCH?!
Jul 22nd
WatchWatch
leitch: katieschenk: shaneblog: Never Goona Give Your Teen Spirit Up In “totally kick-ass music videos that didn’t exist until now” news, a fan made music video tribute to Nirvana and Rick Astley has been formed. And man, it’s pretty dang amazing to listen to. On how the video was made, YouTuber thriftshopxl says: DJ Morgoth is an excellent mashup creator and DJ based in Germany. He runs...
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Jul 9th
i’ve got posters under a bed, a bass in a corner. books in boxes, life on hold.
Jul 7th
fuck my life
Mom: [pouring milk down the drain] why didn't you buy more milk?
//I'm pretty sure it wasn't spoiled
Mom: and you didn't pick up the dog poop. the lawnmower people come every Monday, you know this.
//I'm 99% positive that they haven't come on the same day of the week for consecutive weeks, because I recall their scheduled day initially being a Wednesday
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THIS MORNING
Grandmother: You didn't buy any milk, so when your mother made coffee this morning she couldn't drink it and poured it all out.
Jul 6th
Jul 5th
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life is...
watching television, eating cake, and drinking alone.
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June 2009
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...yeah
5 confirmed guests. 1 not attending. 8 haven’t replied. I’m done using facebook events. It’s too easy to quantify how little people care.
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Jun 29th
I promise you, I like being at home less than you do. If I’m without a job in 6 months, I promise you, I’m done. As in, I’m done coming home.
Jun 22nd
“There are two robots in the film called Mudflap and Skids, and despite being red...”
– Yeah, I think I’m gonna just sit the Transformers movie out, thank you. (via leitch)
Jun 20th
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There are times when I just like to stand out on top of a parking garage overlooking the interstate, and just soak in the breeze from the passing cars.
Jun 16th
ode to a funny weekend
A: I don't know how I got this last night...[points to a gash on his leg]
pause.
M: Oh, dude. It's because you wanted to pee on the library and then you tripped on the fence.
Jun 16th