conversation
Mom:[pouring milk down the drain] why didn't you buy more milk?
//I'm pretty sure it wasn't spoiled
Mom:and you didn't pick up the dog poop. the lawnmower people come every Monday, you know this.
//I'm 99% positive that they haven't come on the same day of the week for consecutive weeks, because I recall their scheduled day initially being a Wednesday
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THIS MORNING
Grandmother:You didn't buy any milk, so when your mother made coffee this morning she couldn't drink it and poured it all out.
